I SAW THIS GUY THAT LOOKED LIKE SHERLOCK HOLMES AND AS HE WALKED PAST ME I WAS LIKE “hey sherlock” AND HE TURNED AROUND STARED AT ME AND GOES “i prefer holmes” AND THAT WAS THE MOMENT I DIED
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I SAW THIS GUY THAT LOOKED LIKE SHERLOCK HOLMES AND AS HE WALKED PAST ME I WAS LIKE “hey sherlock” AND HE TURNED AROUND STARED AT ME AND GOES “i prefer holmes” AND THAT WAS THE MOMENT I DIED
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She doesn’t phone me anymore, you can tell her that!
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this is the last one i promise

i am sorry but the joke Had To Be Made
do you ever dance by clenching ur buttcheeks to the beat
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if you’re emotionally scarred by tv shows, clap ur hands
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how to bake a whouffle moments - part 21 - you ain’t messin with his perf clara dude
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